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I almost fell out of the chair with laughter when I got the latest twitter blast from what has to be the worst rookie truck driver on the road today.

For some strange reason, he seems to have this inability to keep his big fat mouth shut. In the process of trying to come up with excuse after excuse why he got the traffic ticket, he posted detailed photos of the accident.

He did a LOT of damage to that truck. His excuse was that it was “the other guy” who caused the accident and it was his heroic efforts that saved the day. Umm, ok, not that I care all that much.

Now what started all of this is that the troll had the bright idea of posting a photo of a bench warrant notice that he got and claiming that “he did not know what the charges were.”

Weld County Warrant
OLSEN, THOMAS NORMAN
Warrant Charge: 5499-traffic Offenses
Original Charge: IMPROPER TURN/MULTIPLE TURN IN
Bail: $300.00
Orig. Warrant Date: 12/10/14
Date Warrant Entered:
ORI: Greeley Municipal Court
Warrant: GPAA140371
DOB: 1/3/1992 Gender: Male
Height: 5′ &a” Weight: 210
Hair: Brown Eyes: Blue
Race: White
Crime Type: Misdemeanor
OLSEN, THOMAS NORMAN
Warrant Charge: 5499-traffic Offenses Free Txt
Original Charge: NO INSURANCE IN POSSESSION
Bail: $300.00
Orig. Warrant Date: 12/10/14
Date Warrant Entered:
ORI: Greeley Municipal Court
Warrant: GPAA140371
He did not mention the NO INSURANCE charge. Whoops
It might also explain why the “bail” was more than the U turn ticket since there would be a fine for the second offense as well.
 Well, someone who follows the account noticed that there was a lot of information in the image and sent me the link to it.

I thought nothing of the whole thing and had forgotten about it until the troll decided to twitter storm me and tag my username. Once I checked his account to see what he was ranting about this time, I found the post about his warrant.

The first question I had is why the hell did he post about this in the first place? He knew people were going to check it out and they did.

He wanted the attention, that is why. Now he did get a ticket for doing a U turn. The exact charge may have been for “an improper turn” which may or may not be the same thing.

He also explained away the warrant stating that he already paid for the ticket and has the proof. Well, again, why make such a big fuss and post about it in the first place? Also since he decided to post about the incident, why did he leave out the fact that he claims to have paid the ticket and has the proof.

Also, since he is from Florida, he should have known that most tickets written here are known as summonses. That means you can either appear in court to fight the charge, hire a lawyer to do it or pay the fine (post the bond) and be done with it.

Now, in the case of Colorado, he may be right or he might be ignorant. I personally do not care. What I do not understand is why he is making such a big deal out of nothing. He seems overly concerned about what I think of his stupidity and decided to go on the big rant about it.

I will be curious to see what happens on January first of this year when, in spite of anything he says on twitter or in his many sock blogs about me, he will find himself completely ignored.

The guy is an idiot. I do not care anything about him or his love interest. I really wish he would go and troll someone who actually cares what he does.

I certainly do not.